Badgers Beers First Division
Managers
Tom "Gazza" MW
Tom "Gazza" MW
Tom "Gazza" MW
Team Name: Hal Robot Kanu
Team Supported: Carlisle United
Manages in the style of: Kevin Keegan
In the league for: what feels like 1000 years
Genius moment: Forgetting to change my team with Hazard as captain
Height: 1.90m
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Biggie Smalls feat. Thomas the Tank Engine
Gav Rapaport
Tom "Gazza" MW
Tom "Gazza" MW
Team Name: Late Nite Tuncay
Team Supported: Stockport County (and I like to keep my eye on Chelsea)
Manages in the style of: Don Carlo
In the league for: 12 years
Genius moment: I transferred in relegation-bound West Brom GK Sam Johnstone ahead of their game against Southampton towards the end of the 2020/21 season. Not only did he cli
Team Name: Late Nite Tuncay
Team Supported: Stockport County (and I like to keep my eye on Chelsea)
Manages in the style of: Don Carlo
In the league for: 12 years
Genius moment: I transferred in relegation-bound West Brom GK Sam Johnstone ahead of their game against Southampton towards the end of the 2020/21 season. Not only did he cling onto a clean sheet to preserve West Brom's stunning 3-0 win, but he did it by saving a Ward-Prowse penalty in the 93rd minute, bagging me about 16 points. Couldn't believe it. I was bouncing around the room. I won the title that year and that's always the memory that sticks out of that glorious run.
Height: 6"0
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Rodrigo Amarante - Tuyo (Narcos Theme Song)
Ben
Tom "Gazza" MW
Rory
Team Name: Tuchel A Mockingbird
Team Supported: Arsenal
Manages in the style of: Chris Houghton - top bloke and the festival is mint
In the league for: 10 years
Genius moment: Wilson Captain last season when everyone went Isak
Height: 6'2
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Boys are back in town - thin lizzy
Rory
Martin Frill
Rory
Team Name: Not Isakly Sure
Team Supported: N/A
Manages in the style of: Roy Hogdson
In the league for: 5+ (can't remember exactly)
Genius moment: Getting in Souček in 20/21 before others did + making a cream
Height: 6"3
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Chris Issak - Wicked Game
Martin Frill
Martin Frill
Martin Frill
Team Name: Erogenous Jones
Team Supported: Manchester United
Manages in the style of: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
In the league for: Had teams for past 8ish seasons. Only since joining badgers I've got thru a whole season.
Genius moment: Triple captained Trossard when he played for Brighton after he hit double figures the past 3 gameweeks..... G
Team Name: Erogenous Jones
Team Supported: Manchester United
Manages in the style of: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
In the league for: Had teams for past 8ish seasons. Only since joining badgers I've got thru a whole season.
Genius moment: Triple captained Trossard when he played for Brighton after he hit double figures the past 3 gameweeks..... Got me 3 points.
Height: 6 ft 1 and a bit
Foot: Left
Walk on music: Triple H - The Game
Daniel
Martin Frill
Martin Frill
Team Name: Danny Magic's Jazz XI
Team Supported: Chelsea
Manages in the style of: Jose 2005
In the league for: 12 i think
Genius moment: Eden hazard captain every week pretty much during my dominant era pre covid. It went wrong when Eden left the prem
Height: 1.73
Foot: Both
Walk on music: Twinkie Clark 'Awake O Zion'
Tom Turrell
Tom Turrell
Tom Turrell
Team Name: Well-fed Zaha
Team Supported: West Bromwich Albion
Manages in the style of: Slaven Bilic
In the league for: 4 years
Genius moment: I’ve always got a big haul from my TC chips
Height: 5”9
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Liquidator
Max Coetzee
Tom Turrell
Tom Turrell
Team Name: Allardyce Garage
Team Supported: West Ham
Manages in the style of: Neil Warnock
In the league for: 7?
Genius moment: Etienne Capoue
Height: 6’3
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Badgers Song - Solid Snake
Marilena
Tom Turrell
Willy Mac
Team Name: Rice Rice Baby
Team Supported: Tottenham
Manages in the style of: Mikel Arteta
In the league for: 3
Genius moment: Son in my first FPL season
Height: 169 cm
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Zorba The Greek
Willy Mac
Willy Mac
Willy Mac
Team Name: Sam Mallardyce
Team Supported: Man City
Manages in the style of: Jose b2b Harry Redknapp
In the league for: 5
Genius moment: DWG DENNIS RED CARD (C)
Height: 6ft
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Feel so good - mase
Pete Lee
Lee Smart
Pete Lee
Team Name: FC Snax United
Team Supported: Man City
Manages in the style of: Bielsa
In the league for: 17
Genius moment: TC Aguero vs. Newcastle in 2015 - 5 goals, 75pts
Height: 173cm
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Daniel Bortz - Steady Note
Jean
Lee Smart
Pete Lee
Team Name: Ryuichi Soccermoto
Team Supported: Leeds
Manages in the style of: Bielsa
In the league for: Too many
Genius moment: All I remember is a litany of failure. I once boldy told my friend I'd triple captained Aguero in Newcastle in a game he scored 5 in, before checking my team to realise that not only had I not tripled him, he ha
Team Name: Ryuichi Soccermoto
Team Supported: Leeds
Manages in the style of: Bielsa
In the league for: Too many
Genius moment: All I remember is a litany of failure. I once boldy told my friend I'd triple captained Aguero in Newcastle in a game he scored 5 in, before checking my team to realise that not only had I not tripled him, he had actually remained on my bench throughout the fixture.
Height: 0.88 Peter Crouches
Foot: Left
Walk on music: Saint Etienne - Nothing Can Stop Us
Lee Smart
Lee Smart
Evan JW Keegan
Team Name: AFC Scotch Generals
Team Supported: Arsenal
Manages in the style of: Arteta
In the league for: '6-7
Genius moment: Always keep hold of the triple captain to face Tim Hinson
Height: 5, 10"
Foot: Both
Walk on music: Deniece Williams - Let's Hear It for the Boy
Evan JW Keegan
Evan JW Keegan
Evan JW Keegan
Team Name: Hung Louvre FC
Team Supported: Manchester City Football Club
Manages in the style of: Kevin Keegan
In the league for: Since 2010/11 - but this is my 13th Season, missed one as part of a sabbatical
Genius moment: RUDDLES CUP WINNING RUN (2019/20) (esp. the league h2h sacrifice in the GW before the final)
Height: 6"3
Foot: Both
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Team Name: Hung Louvre FC
Team Supported: Manchester City Football Club
Manages in the style of: Kevin Keegan
In the league for: Since 2010/11 - but this is my 13th Season, missed one as part of a sabbatical
Genius moment: RUDDLES CUP WINNING RUN (2019/20) (esp. the league h2h sacrifice in the GW before the final)
Height: 6"3
Foot: Both
Walk on music: Mr. De' feat Greg C. Brown - Sex On The Beach 2000
Jack D
Evan JW Keegan
Jack D
Team Name: Kindergarten Klopp
Team Supported: Liverpool
Manages in the style of: Kevin Keegan
In the league for: 6
Genius moment: TC Salah over Mane 18/19
Height: 6'1"
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Believe - Cher
Katie
Evan JW Keegan
Jack D
Team Name: KY FC
Team Supported: Liverpool
Manages in the style of: Mourinho
In the league for: 4
Genius moment: Winning Screwfix and getting promoted last season
Height: 5ft 2
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Shania Twain- Man I Feel Like A Woman!
Lizzie
Ryan McGeady
Lizzie
Team Name: Stoner FC
Team Supported: N/A
Manages in the style of: Claudio Ranieri
In the league for: 4
Genius moment: I captained Kane on the last game of the season. The extra 13 points off his 2 goals allowed me to jump a place and 3 points behind first place!
Height: 1.82m
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Darude - Sandstorm
Tim
Ryan McGeady
Lizzie
Team Name: Erik ten Shxggers
Team Supported: Man Utd
Manages in the style of: Michael Carrick
In the league for: 9
Genius moment: Jadon Sancho 23/24
Height: Tall enough mate
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Talkin The Hardest
Ryan McGeady
Ryan McGeady
Ryan McGeady
Team Name: K F.C
Team Supported: West Brom
Manages in the style of: I'm an original recipe
In the league for: This is my 10 year anniversary
Genius moment: Subbing Bangtonio out the week before he hit 4 👌
Height: 4' 10"
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Harry J All-stars - Liquidator
Sam Adam
Sam Adam
Ryan McGeady
Team Name: Berge King
Team Supported: Man Utd
Manages in the style of: Sean Dyche
In the league for: 9
Genius moment: Being rock bottom of the league at Christmas last year and going on a mad run to avoid relegation to the Screwfix with a game to spare.
Height: 6 foot
Foot: Right
Walk on music:
Screwfix Second Division
Managers
Crump
Kane ‘Beanz Meanz’ Cooke
Kane ‘Beanz Meanz’ Cooke
Team Name: Zoltan Gear
Team Supported: West Brom
Manages in the style of: Slaven Bilic
In the league for: Enough to know I should be better
Genius moment: Not picking Salah for the majority of his best seasons and finishing a respectable (lower) mid table.
Height: 6ft
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Murkle Man - Jammer
Kane ‘Beanz Meanz’ Cooke
Kane ‘Beanz Meanz’ Cooke
Kane ‘Beanz Meanz’ Cooke
Team Name: Dahoud where’s my car?
Team Supported: Southend
Manages in the style of: Dychey but much sexier & harder
In the league for: Day Dot.
Genius moment: Guiding Jake on his meteoric rise in the last third of the season to then stop doing so and see him crashing down.
Height: 6,1
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D
Jake
Kane ‘Beanz Meanz’ Cooke
James Smith
Team Name: ADHD FC
Team Supported: Arsenal
Manages in the style of: Paul jewel
In the league for: 3?
Genius moment: Mahrez last year went pretty well
Height: 6’1
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Peggy gou - nananana
James Smith
James Smith
James Smith
Team Name: WELBS4EVA
Team Supported: Plymouth Argyle
Manages in the style of: Big Sam
In the league for: 1
Genius moment: Early adopter of Rashford 2022/23
Height: 6ft5
Foot: Right
Walk on music:
Peter Slade
James Smith
Peter Slade
Team Name: Barnes in the U.S.A.
Team Supported: Newcastle United
Manages in the style of: Sir Bobby Robson
In the league for: 7 Seasons
Genius moment: Tomas Soucek just before he exploded in 2020/21
Height: 5'9
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Battle Without Honor Or Humanity
Liam
James Smith
Peter Slade
Team Name: Le Saux Solid Crew
Team Supported: Bristol Rovers
Manages in the style of: Eddie Howe
In the league for: Probably around 10
Genius moment: Triple captaining De Bruyne season before last when he scored 4 against Wolves.
Height: 5"10
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Thin Lizzy - The Boys are Back in Town
Ryan
Ryan
Ryan
Team Name: Ronnie Pickermings
Team Supported: Aston Villa
Manages in the style of: Sam Allardyce
In the league for: 3
Genius moment: Titus Bramble
Height: 5'9
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Why can't we be friends
Joe
Ryan
Ryan
Team Name: Haaland & Barrett
Team Supported: Citeh
Manages in the style of: Sean dyche
In the league for: No idea
Genius moment: Na
Height: 6”1
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Rollin - limp bizkit
Jon
Ryan
Dan Moreton
Team Name: Coming up Millwall
Team Supported: West Ham
Manages in the style of: Unai Emery
In the league for: 2
Genius moment: Mbeumo
Height: Tall
Foot: Both
Walk on music: Time to play the game. motor head/ triple H
Dan Moreton
Dan Moreton
Dan Moreton
Team Name: score 1 moreton you
Team Supported: Arsenal
Manages in the style of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90&t=67s
In the league for: 5
Genius moment: Triple captaining Sadio Mane DGW Jan 2020 and he's off injured in the first 4 minutes
Height: 5"11 on a good day
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Newham Generals - Hard
Henry
Tom Paine
Tom Paine
Team Name: ClubTropicanaDrinksFC
Team Supported: Arsenal
Manages in the style of: Brian Clough
In the league for: 1
Genius moment: Watching Mitoma play on Nye and signing him the same day
Height: 5' 11 3/4"
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Gary Glitter Rock and roll part 2
Tom Paine
Tom Paine
Tom Paine
Team Name: Boehly Cokey Cokey
Team Supported: Chelsea
Manages in the style of: Ruud Guillet
In the league for: Too Many
Genius moment: Captaining Pogba to a -4 week was a highlight
Height: Aspirational
Foot: Both
Walk on music: How Much Is The Fish? - Scooter
Luke
Tom Paine
Chris Atherton
Team Name: Childish Firmino
Team Supported: Liverpool
Manages in the style of: Tuchel
In the league for: 10
Genius moment: Triple captain for Sergio Aguero hat trick vs Arsenal Feb 2019
Height: 6ft1
Foot: Right
Walk on music: ZZ Top - Bad To The Bone
Chris Atherton
Chris Atherton
Chris Atherton
Team Name: Athletic Dildao
Team Supported: United
Manages in the style of: Frank De Boer
In the league for: 16 years 😲
Genius moment: Aaron Ramsey
Height: 191cm
Foot: Both
Walk on music: Q Project - Champion Sound (Alliance Remix)
Ryan
Chris Atherton
James Curtis
Team Name: Ryan’s Football Team
Team Supported: Forest Green Rovers
Manages in the style of: Roy
In the league for: 8
Genius moment: Stones brace
Height:
Foot: Right
Walk on music:
James Curtis
Chris Atherton
James Curtis
Team Name: N/A
Team Supported: Tottenham when they are past the QF of the Champions League
Manages in the style of: Frank Lampard
In the league for: 0
Genius moment: Frank Lampard
Height: 1 inch
Foot: Left
Walk on music: north london forever
Chudi
Chudi
Chudi
Team Name: Jamiroquaresma
Team Supported: Man united
Manages in the style of: Ian Holloway
In the league for: 6
Genius moment: Was an early adopter of Michu back in the day
Height: 6 foot
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Return of the Mac
Drew
Chudi
Chudi
Team Name: MF DOOM and Gloom
Team Supported: Arsenal
Manages in the style of: Arsene Wenger
In the league for: 10
Genius moment: Alexis Sanchez TC DGW 2015/16 I think. 75 points.
Height: 177cm
Foot: Right
Walk on music: N/a
Jake
Chudi
Jess b
Team Name: Trenta Percenta
Team Supported: Liverpool/Bristol City
Manages in the style of: Sean Dyche
In the league for: 6?
Genius moment: Having Salah from day 1
Height: 6ft
Foot: Right
Walk on music: Stone Cold Steve Austin entrance theme
Jess b
Jess b
Jess b
Team Name: Tbc - something
Team Supported: Pompey
Manages in the style of: Tbc
In the league for: 3
Genius moment: J
Height: ?
Foot: Both
Walk on music: